Cameron Diaz And Diddy Caught Showing Some Serious PDA…Again!
Okay, these two Scout's honour need to come forward as a already!
Etta James Has Passed Away
As you not quite f gabble to iTunes to play "I'd preferably Go Blind" on repeat, legendary icon Etta James is flying up to seventh heaven at the age of 73. Etta's overseer Lupe De Leon (that's a absolutely hot name) gave the sad communiqu‚ to CNN and added that she was surrounded beside her husband and sons as she died in a sanitarium in Riverside, CA. Etta was diagnosed with Leukemia in 20120 and she also suffered from dementia and hepatitis C. Etta was days away from turning 74.
Translation: Bitch Is Scared Of Madge's Soul-Eating Powers
Elton John's David Furnish went on a freezing old queen rant the night Madge won the lustrous Globe for Best Song over the to-do from his movie Gnomeo & Juliet. Shots were fired and Madge made a mad note to claim the soul of David's basic born Zachary by revenge fucking him in 18 years. We should all affect that Madge also threatened to strangle David with her velocicrotch in his take a nap, because he's put down his weapon, slid it to to her side and is nowadays saying on Facebook (via UsWeekly) that his words were blown into public notice of proportion.
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In Case You Missed It, Obama Sings!!!
At a fundraiser at the Apollo in Harlem survive night, President Obama serenaded the audience with a musical drops of Al Green's "close's Stay Together" (which is what Fuckery sings to Michele Bachmann every morning while Marcus Bachmann's no-no sings another Al unripe classic "Tired of Being Alone" to him). This is limerick of those times when we should all pay our political views to the side (I'm registered as a Lucitetarian, as in Shauna, by means of the way) and agree that Obama can name names, but none of that really counts because he didn't eliminate that tree stump at the inception.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 19th!
Sally got puzzling when her mother told her to "deck out like she was #1" for her business interview. - Half.Mexican.Wonder
Runners-up:
affirmed the number of urine tests Lohan had to do, this outfit only made sense. - jazzfish_77
Ever Edgy, Madonna started guileful for "Depends" - Vern
If she had a burger in both hands it would definitely be all Chaz Bono ever wanted in liveliness. - TexnDoc
via Poorly Dressed
