Zac's Precious Feet Will Not Flutter in Footloose

Zac Efron has pulled not allowed of the Footloose remake and will not meet interfere fuck it to shreds. Paramount confirmed that Zac's twinkly feetsies purpose not fill the dance moves left behind at near Kevin Bacon. That's the good news. The inauspicious news is they plan to go ahead with this fuckery anyway!
They released this report that smells like caca baking on a footpath: "Footloose is a project we've longed to investigate re-booted for a new generation. While Zac is no longer joined, we remain excited and committed to the collective acumen trust of Kenny Ortega, Neil Meron and Craig Zaden, who when one pleases reinvigorate the franchise. Their fresh take on the cover will undoubtedly be filled with the same class of breakout performances that we've come to ahead to from them."
Translation: "We couldn't afford Zac's bronzer budget."
Paramount should take this as a motherfucking brand. If Zac Efron doesn't want to disappoint his starhole in their movie, then they should presumably just file it under "Ideas that failed" and depart on their merry way. This shit was patently not meant to be destroyed. Maybe next lifetime.
Here's pulchritudinous pretty Zac sashaying his way through Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris today. proper ignore the Kanye West in the room. attempt he's not there. It's for your own favourable. Several scientific professionals have urged me not to graze his ego after dark.
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