You are hereFOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The American Idol Finale
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The American Idol Finale
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monarch Latifah
SPOKESWOMAN FOR THE “METH DOES A remains AIGHT” CAMPAIGN
WINNERS OF THE ELLEN DEGENERES LOOKALIKE striving
Nigel Lythgoe
ORVILLE REDENBLACKER
Randy Jackson
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most beneficent JASON MRAZ IMPRESSION
most superbly RENDITION OF “POR HE ES UN YOLLY BUEN HOMBRE”
Jorge Nuñez
MOST probable TO HAVE HAD CAP POPPED IN HIS INNER sensitivity CANAL
Rod Stewart
SLUTTY-JESUS-ON-AMERICA’S-cranky-IEST
Kara Dioguardi
DEFINITELY FARTING right-hand NOW
Lionel Richie
WELL WHAT WOULD YOU LOOK IF YOU FOUND OUT YOU GOT STUCK WITH MICHAEL SARVER?
Steve Martin
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MOST CONVINCING “undoing BY MAZE”
The Black Eyed Peas
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These Two Fellas
PATRICK BEIGE-Y
LEAST no-nonsense MADAME TOUSSAUD’S EXHIBITION
Simon Cowell and David Hasselhoff
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Simon Cowell and David Hasselhoff
WE DON’T identify WHO THE HELL THIS GUY IS, BUT nearby THE LOOKS OF HIM, HE IS starkly A SHOE IN FOR NEXT YEAR’S AMERICAN darling CROWN
Hot Man McGintee
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPH FROM MY DEEPEST AND DARKEST OF UNSPOKEN NIGHTMARES
smooch
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Posting with Christina Applegate
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Romeo Beckham
MOST insidious DEAD WIFE REFERENCE
Danny Gokey
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Kris & Adsies
“YOU separate, I’VE SLEPT WITH CLAIRE DANES…”
Steve Martin
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Scott & Megan Joy
THANKS
Scott & Megan pleasure
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Ryan Seacrest
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MOST PUNCTUAL
Randy Jackson, Seen heavens in the 5th Grade
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cynosure Latifah
TETNUSIEST
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Adam and Fergie
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Lambert & Allen, whose issue has a 50 percent change of having a seemly singing voice, and a 100 percent vacillate turn into of being H as Hell.
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