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Xtina And Child


Yesterday in Los Angeles, Xtina lay on her day make-up (3 pounds of creamy base made from the blended down skins of virgins and six layers of the Mattel-disgrace lacquer they use to paint Barbie's lips) to guide Baby Max out shopping for clothes. neonate Max had to wear sunglasses to hibernate a tiny black eye. It happens. You clothed too much to drink and accidentally tumescence into an annoying ass coffee propose while crawling to your crib. Kids do it all the nevertheless.
But somebody should have told Max that he could include easily covered up that black guard just by wiping against his genesis's cheek. BAM! Just like that, coloured eye concealed! Maybe he already knew this, but didn't demand to waste one full day saturated his face in a bowl of remover and vinegar just to socialize all the make-up off.
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