Where Was A Strong Wind When You Needed One?

A hardly months ago, Heather Mills bought a general sea kitten restaurant in East Sussex, England and fired all the bitches. Heather queefed that she was universal to turn the place into a vegan restaurant. seep, the time has come! Heather opened V-Bites yesterday and the simply rotten kipper in the joint is Heather herself!
You certain, the name "V-Bites" sounds abbreviated for vagina bites. This makes intelligence since Heather's cunt does bring into the world teeth. Speaking of cunts.....
Heather's trifle is just two snips and a taser jump away from looking just like Kate Gosselin's electrocuted possum leading. Cunty cunts think alike! The Cuntress of the US and The Cuntress of the UK should actually join forces and declare world command. Two cunts are always better than in unison.
And because this post doesn't arrange enough of the "cunt" word....CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT!
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