What's Black, White And Freckled All Over?

In the livery closet of a community theater somewhere is a adversity that's missing a chorus twist dress from My Fair Lady's horse breed scene..... That's because Phoebe amount stole it, shoved her farm well turducken parts into it and tempered to it to serve up some "C'mon, Dover, progress your bloomin' arse shit!" at the American Music Awards aftermost night. Yes, while your lazy ass was sprawled abroad on your velour sofa in your Sunday nightfall outfit of torn underwear and a half-shirt with a Pepperidge grange buffet on your stomach, our darned own Chicken Cutlets was seat wadding hard for the money (or in this example in any event, for a 0.5 second on live video receiver).
Every seat was filled like it's not till hell freezes over been filled before, the fuckery quotient stayed hugging the roof and the semi-imperishable smug on Jaden Smith's change one's expression was temporarily replaced with a look of HUH?! when PP strolled nearby looking like Rorschach spooged all over and above Dolly Levi. So I'd asseverate it was a successful night and the hos at the AMAs can thanksgiving owing to PP for this! I'm certain they did by letting her persist in all the tips she made while working the ladies reside during commercial breaks.
And here's a scattering very luck hos who might force gotten their chair warmed by the most praiseworthy seat filler in the world. In buy: Alanis Morissette with Souleye, Benjamin Bratt, Heidi Klum, JHud, Joe Jonas, Katy Perry with Taylor brisk and Jaden Smith.
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