What Is Barbie's Fairy Secret?

The faint fuckery purveyors at Mattel have delineated me another YAAASSS!! moment and post-haste again untucked the envelope in my critical that releases all my inner tingles during telling us with a wink that Barbie has a fairy covert. Copyranter seems to think that Barbie unprejudiced fluttered out of the Malibu mirage House closet and is bumping malleable crotches with a new Ellen Degeneres Barbie. But unfortunately, I don't mull over we're going to get a Scissor Barbie anytime shortly, because I don't think that's what Barbie's clandestinely is. That jawline.... The extra flicker in Ken's eye like he's irrevocably got something meaty to rub his teeth sandbank on (Side note: It always bothered me as a kid that Ken conditions had teeth marks. It looks his mouth is pushing out a fragment of jizz, which actually makes get now that I put it that.)
Yes, what I'm saying is that BARBIE'S GOT A DICK! with it, if Mattel pairs Fairy Secret Barbie with witchery Cock Ring Ken, I'll acquire my new favorite power couple.
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