Well, What Do We Have Here.....

It turns elsewhere the rumors are true. Jude Law snatched up three of his four kids and went far-off to Barbados to spend some every now with his partner in homewreckery Sienna Miller. Jude and Sienna are spending their days frolicking on the run aground with the kids, and spending their nights sucking the sand crabs off of each other's fuck parts. SCRAGS BITCHES!
Sienna has each been a personal slut hero of gold-mine, so it is a little disconcerting seeing her go back for fourths and fifths of Jude Law's peen. But I do accept. Bitch is just getting hers. be that as it may, I do hope she's protecting her ovaries from Jude's influential sperm. One of those needy infant things would slow down her slut business. That would be tragic.
Speaking of protection money, does Rogaine make sunscreen? Jude should look into that if he hasn't already.
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