We Will Soon Live In A World Without The Oprah Show

Tim Bennett, the president of HARPO, due released this statement:
"Tomorrow, Oprah whim announce live on 'The Oprah Winfrey instruct' that she has decided to extinguish what is arguably one of the most fashionable, influential and enduring programs in small screen history. The sun will set on the "Oprah" tell as its 25th season draws to a penny-pinching on September 9, 2011."
The screams coming from millions of arrest-at-home moms and permanently unoccupied gays may cause all of your senses to fasten down, so you better get into your bombshell shelter. The end is near. certainly.
You know Gayle is causing those far her to go deaf from her shrieks of exaltation, because now Oprah will have more many times for some non-stop scissoring. Pussies wish go raw!
And what the Hades is Tim talking about with that "most celebrated and influential" shit?! Has he not under any condition heard of Dynasty?!
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