War Of The Lakers Wives

Kobe Bryant's helpmeet Vanessa better sleep in an electrified shut up from now on, because she has awoken the newest thing in Khloe Kardashian it won't be lengthy before her roof is torn disappointing and she's plucked out of bed and carried dippy to Skull Island never to be heard from again. That's because Vanessa has blacklisted Khloe from the Lakers wives inner division and won't allow her to mark time at their table. Pfft! Like Khloe wants to dwell with those round-the-way hags when she could thimbleful on a jug of moonshine with Tim Peeler while he strokes her "bayootiful yallaw-ish hayer-ah" and talks attack to her.
A source tells InTouch that Khloe is inactive to Vanessa, and in fact she hates the complete Kardashian family, because she says they are nothing but notoriety fuckers. The source went on, "At a dinner repayment for the wives, Vanessa didn't thirst for to invite Khloe. She said Khloe is a 'spurious wife,' and she didn't wish for fake wives there."
If Vanessa didn't wed a gazillionaire, she'd be to be honest next to my cousin stocking the shelves with Goya at Northgate retail in El Monte (which is hotter than being married to Kobe Bryant, to be direct), so she just needs to leave the Tanya Turner shit. But if Vanessa insists on throwing Khloe loathing, then I say we throw both of them in a covered dumpster with a group of wild turkeys and pray however the wild turkeys make it in sight in one piece.
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