Vanilla Gorilla And Kat Von D Are Getting Married This Summer

Vanilla Gorilla has hand-me-down his hailin' fist to beat down the rumor that his rendezvous to Katherine von Drachenberg is no more. zest & Style ran story claiming that Vanilla Gorilla told his friends that Kat Von D is too much stage play and he's not interested in making her the fourth mate he'll totally fuck over in the worst road. But Vanilla Gorilla told People that there's no tribulation trashadise and everything's going according to diagram. In fact, VG tells People that he and Kat Von D wishes beat the dead carcass that is merger by becoming husband and wife on their joined-year anniversary as a couple:
"We're quiet going strong. Things are completely tolerable with us. That day can't meet up soon enough! Everything is on misplace. I am absolutely more in be hung up on today than I was a year ago. She's the in unison for me."
Of course their a given-year anniversary is in August. Most great cities in August reek of grilled dog shit, baked pool litter, rancid hamburger juice and squalid flip-flop butter so nobody notice when the disgusting fumes of waft from VG and Kat's lips during their fundamental kiss as a married couple. No, without a doubt, if VG insists on trying to go marriage work for him, I'll know scold him the same thing I censure my Chihuahua when he tries to sucker hump a Labrador at the dog estate: "Have fun trying, bitch, because it's not going to happen."
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