Vadge Fell Of A Horse

Vadge was galloping under the aegis Steven Klein's South Hampton, NY estate on a horse yesterday when the paps jumped senseless of the bushes to get a picture of the two. of course, the horse didn't want to be photographed with Vadge on his service, so he threw her ass off!
Vadge got fucked up just now a bit and had to be shuttled postponed to a nearby hospital. Lucky for her ass, Vadge was wearing a helmet and riding implements at the time. Vadge's spokesbitch said the infirmary released her after treating her for minor injuries bruises. She intent be fine.
Her spokesbitch issued this statement: "The calamity occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled beside paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the troubadour, who was visiting friends on Eastern Long cay over the weekend. Madonna will be having farther tests and will continue to remain under opinion by doctors."
This isn't Vadge's start with time at the "Dropped By A Horse Rodeo," backside in 2005 she broke a ton of ole' bones after falling distant a horse in England. Damn that Osteoporosis!
So, basically, horseys don't Vadge very much. Maybe she should start riding something a tiny closer to the ground. Giant bunny rabbits? grey Mastiffs? Morbidly obese pigs? Naw, none of those animals would admire a giant roid wart on their back. Vadge should simulate it safe from now on and stick to riding babe Jesuses.
Source: UsWeekly
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