Vadge Eats!

Vadge customarily only eats the kosher organs of brand-new fetuses and the nutsack root of virgins (it's macrobiotic!), but she nibbled on a pizza in NYC this afternoon. Vadge washed it all down with a Kabbalah-tini which had nothing but a splash of Baby Jesus' tears of magnanimity in it. Just a splash. She didn't appetite to go wild in the afternoon. Vadge did it all during a slice taped for The Late Show with David Letterman. Vadge and Letterman nearly waaaaaaay back to the dark ages.
measured though Vadge has dropped the fuck briefly several times on his show, seeing her nosh a pizza was probably more numbing for Letterman.
And I have to grant that I kind of like Vadge's for the most part "First Lady of Russia circa 1989" look.
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