Two People You Don't Care About Broke Up

It's the week of spiked egg nog, pathetic checking accounts and shoot outs throughout the last Zu Zu Pet (no more than give it to Richard Gere), so palaver is slower than a Hugh Hefner cum instantaneously. So put on your "pretend to pains" face when reading about these two assholes from The Hills breaking up. Or condign skip this shit and ransack your house supply room for last-minute Christmas gifts.
UsWeekly reports that Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole eat ended their fairytale romance after 15 months together. Jayde wrote on her chatter the other day: "'Sometimes when you rightly love someone you have to permit to them go.....' I never really arranged that quote until now."
A begetter said that Brody told Jayde that he needed to fork out sometime by himself. Brody has ostensibly gone to Australia for a dollop soul-searching. More like a thimbleful hole-searching.
The truth is, Brody made the decree after his optometrist updated his contacts medicament and took a good look at Jayde Nicole's surface. THAT FACE. A face like that however belongs on a villain who is annoying to take over Gotham City. Such a children bitch, and she's already on slowly 6 of 10 to becoming a Wildenstein. nag is taking the carpool lane.
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