Two People You Don't Care About Broke Up

It's the week of spiked egg nog, miserable checking accounts and shoot outs throughout the last Zu Zu Pet (good give it to Richard Gere), so jaw is slower than a Hugh Hefner cum immediately. So put on your "pretend to attend to" face when reading about these two assholes from The Hills breaking up. Or barely skip this shit and ransack your house supply room for last-minute Christmas gifts.
UsWeekly reports that Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole father ended their fairytale romance after 15 months together. Jayde wrote on her chirrup the other day: "'Sometimes when you genuinely love someone you have to admit them go.....' I never really arranged that quote until now."
A horse's mouth said that Brody told Jayde that he needed to waste sometime by himself. Brody has superficially gone to Australia for a teeny soul-searching. More like a shallow hole-searching.
The truth is, Brody made the resolve after his optometrist updated his contacts instruction and took a good look at Jayde Nicole's cope with. THAT FACE. A face like that belongs on a villain who is worrisome to take over Gotham City. Such a offspring bitch, and she's already on stairs 6 of 10 to becoming a Wildenstein. prostitute is taking the carpool lane.
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