The Top 6 Quotes From The New "Jersey Shore" Trailer

Here's the other trailer for MTV's upcoming jewel Jersey Shore (aka The Douchebag Diaries), and December 3rd can't present itself soon enough. Not only are the stars of this shit built Greek Gods (after being doused in colonic aqueous and filled with Silly Putty), but they are genuine poets. Below are the top 6 quotes from the trailer that resolution make your brain tingle and your individual go weak. Okay, these are all the quotes from the trailer. They are that metrical.

"There's no way I'm accepted to Jersey without my mangel."
"I am a praying mantis. After I be enduring sex with a guy I pleasure rip their head off."
"My abs are so ripped up it's called 'the kettle of fish.'"
"You can hate on me all you fancy to, but what can you by any chance say to somebody who looks Rambo, pretty much, without his shirt bad?"
"I'm the Kim Kardashian of Staten cay, baby"
"I'm a bartender. I do, you be acquainted with, great things."
Megan Fox totally has some contention.
(Thanks Ktiz)
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