Tommy Girl Hates Squirrels

Since it's Tommy live-in lover Day (aka Alien Queef Day) on Dlisted, here's a jovial quote from UsWeekly. At a Scientology episode in England last week, Tommy got all huffy onto protesters outside of the venue. Tommy reportedly told a woman:
"They're squirrels. Stuck in an electronic set-to. It makes me so angry!"
Tommy mistress getting angry makes all of snigger. Even the squirrels! Speaking of, in Scientology vernacular, a "squirrel" is a bad unfavourable traitor. Specifically, a bad traitor who changes the techniques of Scientology. So Tommy indeed BURNED them. You go, girl!
And Katie Holmes quite wishes her squirrel was stuck in an "electronic episode," because it probably hasn't creamed since 2006.
(figure of speech VIA ICHC)
original is here