Tila Tequila's Tampons & Titty Show

While some of us were hurried asleep this morning dreaming about eating Twinkies with Tim Gunn (exactly story), Tila Tequila was starring in a marathon webcam knees-up which went on for hours. Tila Tequila's felicitous Time Tampon Marathon was broadcast on her Ustream sheet and featured her shaking nalgas, flashing her titty balls, playing with her tampon necklace and waving a gun around it was a dildo. File this down: Things you can see in Tijuana through despite two Pesos.
According to TMZ, Tila also went sour about Shawn Merriman, the footballer she accused of Chris Brown-ing her. Tila said Shawn does union with underage girls, has turned his rough on the black community and is a lady beating druggie. Tila also added, "People order me an attention whore .. or whatever ... but forgive me I'm a grown ass gal and I'm confident in myself ...I assume a woman's body is a pulchritudinous thing ... that's why I'm a lesbian ... I was born unalloyed ... anybody who is against that is gay and in renunciation."
Tila's lawyer immediately blamed her on camera craziness on Shawn Merriman. Her counselor-at-law said that the incident really pushed her virtue over the edge and straight into Planet mad as a March hare. Tila is currently suing Shawn representing $1.5 million.
If you have about 45 hours to prey and a handful of Valium at your disposal, click here and here to be vigilant for Tila's party. This shit is the average audition tape for lurch of Love Bus.
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