Tila Tequila Is Not Pregnant

Color me fucking shocked, because Tila Tequila jumped the womb through announcing on her Twatter that she's knocked up. The other hour, Tila caused a bunch of hos to Google "Can ladyboy leprechauns skirt pregnant?" when she said that she is acting as a surrogate suitable her brother and his wife. Thankfully, there's a glimmer of faith for humanity because she is not currently carrying a fetus in her easygoing Bake Oven. BITCH BOGUS!
Tila told spark of life & Style, "I'm about to be. When I tweeted that, I figured there's not sufficiency space in the 140 characters. [I meant] I'm accepted to give him a Christmas backsheesh that's going to change his subsistence. I don't have time to memorandum of care of a real baby of my own -- not that however -- I feel I am hugely ready to experience the whole pregnancy alter but without having to actually take the baby as mine, my own to depreciate care of."
And there you harmonize, this has been another chapter in The Ladyboy Who Cried Wolf.
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