Tila Tequila Completes Transformation Into Hentai Porn Character

We’ve done our pre-eminent to provide objective analysis of Tila Tequila’s budding music m‚tier, partly because we’re responsible journalists*, but mostly because we’re moderately sure she’s somehow our boss or something, or at least a mass stockholder with enough weight to light us at the drop of a boob.
So it is with this at any rate objective journalistic integrity that I essential also report when Tila Tequila has finished transforming into a honesty from a Japanese animated hentai porn DVD (not because she’s Asian, but because she is strictly an animated pornography character):

Congrats, Tila! You’re a booby caterpillar who emerged as an neck boobier boob. And the 2010 Analogy prize goes to…THAT!
[* Denotes truest ruling ever written]
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