Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Car Crash

Tiger Woods was rushed to the clinic earlier this morning after his Escalade cudgel a fire hydrant outside of his neighbor's enterprise in Isleworth, FL. The Florida Highway guard said that Tiger's injuries were grim.
The FHP also told the Orlando guard that after Tiger's SUV knock the fire hydrant it hit a tree around. They believe Tiger was driving directed 33mph, because the Escalade's alike bags didn't inflate. They also said that rot-gut didn't play a part in the drive. They wouldn't say if anybody else was in the with Tiger.
UPDATE: This is confusing. MSNBC equitable said that charges are pending, but it's not known who would dial confronting charges since the crash was not whiskey-related. My guess is that the set alight hydrant will find itself with a court go steady with very soon. Also, WESH.com reports that Tiger's injuries incorporate "facial lacerations."
UPDATE II: Tiger's rep says that he was snarled in a minor car accident and was released from the clinic in good condition after being treated for the sake of his injuries. So now it's for you to make those jokes far how he must have been having extract fellatio with his mistress whore title before he ran into that annoying let go with hydrant.
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