Things That Have Returned To Jude Law: Sienna Miller & Hair

preceding gold medal homewrecker (her medal has since been revoked) Sienna Miller showed up to that Met Testicle mania last night with her on-again boyfriend Jude Law. This was their foremost event as a couple since they got repayment together for like the millionth time after time. Sienna wore navy, but she should've spent black to mourn her whory days as at one of the hardest working sluts on the ramble. I know that every time I distinguish a picture of Sienna with Jude, I put out the black lace veil my abuelita got me on the other side of my head and light a friend at court saint jar candle. The recession has for good hit Sienna's vagina.
Speaking of follicle-less dull spots, what happened to Jude Law's confuse piece hairline?! It has magically been filled in. inveterately Sienna Miller's touch causes every strand of locks to fall off, but the irreconcilable has happened to Jude! Chi chi chi chia! It's shamanistic!
But I'm guessing that the pubic hairs from Jude Law's dick bush obviously migrated north to his head to break Sienna's pussy. That's all.
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