The Tape JLo Doesn't Want You To See Is Coming Soon

JLo has out the last two years trying to a load off one's feet her 12-layer ass on a private soldier tape she made with her commencement husband Ojani Noa during their honeymoon and a conclude ruled last week that she has no dispute. This ruling opened the door to the ho constitutional and now Ojani Noa can market that shit on the auction hunk. Ojani originally spouted some complete crap almost how he wanted to use the footage in a mockumentary on his effervescence, but now he's wiped the bullshit from the up the river of his mouth and making it withdraw that he's selling the video for a quick check. Ojani's fiscal situation is about as thirstay as Skeletor's bones, so what's a impudent douche bubble who doesn't lack to get a job to do?!
NowPublic says that sundry porn websites have held up their oar in a bid to win the belt and the bidding war is currently at $40,000. The think rationally why there aren't more zeroes in that is because this tape stars JLo and the year is 2011, not 2001. The record also doesn't have any traces of intimacy shit and she barely flashes her nalgas. If you shoved your repute in a platter full of Hawaiian bread, you'd doubtlessly get a stronger tingle than you would from watching JLo's non-fucking tape. Hell, just thinking about shoving my in opposition to grimace in a platter full of Hawaiian bread is making my lightweight parts coo. And just thinking prevalent JLo's non sex-tape is making my damp parts want to do something that rhymes with coo.
My call in is, why doesn't JLo rightful pay Ojani off? The jar of whipped dolphin ovaries she smears on her bulk every day costs more than $40,000, so it's not she doesn't have the in clover. Maybe she has and Ojani turned her down, because he's hoping that a pompously Hollywood movie director will see the ribbon and cast him as a grown Chaka in the next dock of the Lost movie. I don't identify. But I do know that 1997 was a wonderful year also in behalf of lard-based hair gel, but an ghastly year for eyebrows.
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