Talking Jersey Shore Action Figures

I’m shocked it took until age 2 of Jersey Shore before the characters were immortalized as Starting Lineup-diction collectible figurines that talk, but as a advisable man once said in Ghostbusters 2, “more intelligent late than never.”
Here’s talking The job, perpetually lifting his shirt and apt of saying “Here’s The job right here,” “Check out my abs,” and “Here’s The picture right here, Cobra”:

Snooki and Pauly immortalized in the gallery further (I don’t see a stoop phone accessory):

original is here