Spencer Is Well Versed In Art

Spencer Pratt could not suffocate his pride about Heidi's Romeo spread on Thursday at the G.I. Joe debut.
He gushed to reporters:
"Beautiful stratagems. Not, like, Picasso art - real radiant art, you know what I'm saying?
court her powerful curves. They are sturdy!
It's an honor. I texture like I did something great, I should get a trophy!"

We contemplation Heidi was the trophy.
[Image via WENN.]

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