Speaking Of Fucked Up Amounts of Money....

You distinguish that tape of a factory defected legal Doll humping on a pile of scary caca? Well, Spencer Pratt has pulled the pricing gun over of his culo and stamped that tape recording with a bright orange sticker that reads: $5 MILLION. This is what Spencer told TMZ anyways.
Steve Hirsch of colourful, who is negotiating with Spencer for the sake the tape, doesn't seem to judge devise this amount is totally and completely fucked up. Right now in a charge room up in heaven God has reasonable opened up the clear box covering up thee red button. His do one's part is hovering above it as Bea Arthur, his number two in command, shouts, "Just push beadammit!"
Spencer also tells TMZ that he has footage to fill an entire website, "I knock Club Jenna out of the bottled water. When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my deduction is this is the best matters I can do for my ex-partner. Kim is on the cover of Allure in fairness now. Heidi isn’t on the complete of Allure."
To reiterate, Vivid authority pay $5 million for a Twit and Twat making love tape! A sex tape! $5 million throughout a snuff film I can ilk of see, but not a symmetrical sex tape!
But in all seriousness, this couldn't be more of a scam measured if Spencer said the tape also starred an exiled Nigerian prince, a charitable Rolex watch, a sexy Russian bride and a punch of 93% 0ff Pfizer.
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