somethin for tha ladies...

Orlando Bloom was caught on the install of "Sympathy for Delicious" today with some jumbo fake tattoos and snug leather pants.  He’s a wispy petty fella, isn’t he.  I amazement if he still dates that hot model chick.  Because I wouldn’t rebuke following this dude.  Her vagina is gonna be new.  Not a scratch on it.   And she’ll be in welkin because, just between us, my penis is wonderful.  One time it even brought a mademoiselle back to life.  The prosecutors in my box claim she was just passed out, but c’mon, no complete could drink that much and live. (picture beginning = splash)
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