Someone Is Going To Marry This

Some object has agreed to wake up to Vince Vaughn's nose hairs recompense the rest of her days. Or until his fupa suffocates her while she's prosperous down on him.
Star Magazine says Vince and legitimate estate agent Kyla Weber became engaged on Valentine's prime. The two met at a wedding last summer. Kyla had a boyfriend of four years at the one day, but let that bitch go after she met Vince. Yeah, I'm saying she's a gold digger. She's also growing to have to be a moco digger, because you remember Vince is the king of nose nasties. I depart that vibe from him. He's going to necessity her little finger to get up there and bath it out. Bitch will really have to slap in the face for her money. Yes, I think about these things.
A outset close to the situation said, "They spent a sugary weekend together. He dropped to one knee to overture and presented her with a gorgeous $125,000 4-carat diamond in platinum. They'll have their wedding either in L.A. or Alberta, and they're both in readiness to start a family immediately!"
I can't pause to see the magazine covers next week. They require read: VINCE VAUGHN IS GETTING MARRIED AND require HAVE BABIES SOON (Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston still unaccompanied & barren).
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