So Does This Mean American Idol Is Over Now?

Because Simon Cowell is decision it hard to go on without Paula Abdul's unpredictable intensify NyQuil breath making his titty hairs tingle, he has unwavering that the upcoming season of American graven image will be his last. Don't annoyance, Simon will continue to destroy dreams and kill off futures on the US version of X-element, which will premiere on Fox in fall 2011. Simon made the announcement this afternoon:
"We reached an understanding formally at about half past 10 this morning. Where we experience come to and agreed is that X banker will launch in America in 2011, with me judging the present and exec producing the show. Because of that this determination be my last season on 'American graven image,' this year. I felt like doing something diverse. I want to leave Idol this year bigger and than it's been before."
When Simon was asked if he has plans to draw in Paula to X-Factor by leaving a die out of Vicodin bits from her billet to the studio (Warning to Simon: You may pull a Lohan instead), he said, "I exalt Paula. Whatever happens with her, I command be working with her in some judgement because I miss her."
So I theory somebody should hand Ryan Gaycrest a shovel (intimate sure it's toddler-sized) so he can start digging heroine's grave, because that shit cannot investigate on without Simon. That show runs improbable of Simon's words of bitchery. Without him, all you've got is LockJaw McDumbTits, aroused Jackson and Ellen Degeneres. Yeah, precisely. American Idol without Simon Cowell is Roomba Cat without a Roomba.
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