Snooki Got A Raise

The 8 mutated syphilis sores who plant stronger in jacuzzi water have all officially signed on to the fourth available of Jersey Shore, which will start shooting in Italy in a only one weeks. Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, Ronnie, Watermelon Dick, Sammi stylish and that other shaved Wooki who isn't Snooki are all coming promote to spread a thick layer of pus-filled fuckery on Italy. And they're getting a biggest raise.
They should really get paid with a only one drink tickets, a couple of morning after pills and a coupon libretto from the free clinic, but divertissement Weekly says that the main whores (to all intents Snooki and The Situation) will glean at least $100,000 per episode not including bonuses. Each ripen is typically full of 13 episodes, so that means Snooki and The case will have another year where they undermine to write a seven-figure thousand on their tax returns! Welcome to a domain where the people teaching our child are making 1/20th of what the whores tainting our juvenile are making. YAY!!!!
The Jersey Shore whores made in all directions from $10,000 an episode for season 2, so this is a nimble jump. EW says that even despite the fact that this might make you feel you failed in life by affluent to college, Snooki and company are quality that much money. Jersey Shore continues to run basic cable and has more viewers than most shows on network TV.
This requirement be the real reason why Democrats and Republicans were convocation until midnight last night. They weren't common to leave until every cast associate of Jersey Shore were secured an eye to next season. They know this boondocks's real priorities! You could go through the truth in John Boehner's eyes.
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