ShamWow Vince Will Slap Chop A Ho!

There are a million other uses repayment for a ShamWow towel that we just don't have knowledge of of. It can be used to clean up chunky doody misled the floor after your asshole got a scrap too into it during butt sex. It also can be acquainted with to clean up barf that fell out of your entrance while you were having a seizure after ODing. AND you can consume it to wipe up blood from a hooker's onto after you beat her down because she tried to mouthful your tongue off! Vince should really show us the rearmost one in his informercials, because it happened to him. A reference!
The Smoking Gun reports that the methed non-functioning version of Billy Mays was arrested in Miami hold out month after he got into a brawl with a hooker! It all started when Vince picked up the pussy peddler, Sasha Harris, at a sundown club. The two new lovebirds went back to his margin at the Setai Hotel where Sasha told Vince it would set someone back him $1,000 to slap and chop her snatch. Vince agreed, and so the joy and games began. While they were making finished, Vince told the police that Sasha bit down on his mistake and wouldn't let go. This caused Vince to box her several times until she let go. in one go Vince had his tongue back in his own debouchment and was able to get away, he ran crying and screaming into the hallway. Ahaha! Why do I picture the front desk hustler screaming, "Hey! You're the ShamWow dude!" while Vince was whining concerning his tongue almost getting bitten off. Oh, it's times this that I really love being alive.
The protect were called and both were arrested for felony aggravated battery. Prosecutors later pronounced to not file formal charges against either of them. Sasha said she muscle file a lawsuit against Vince to get a particle bit of his ShamWow money. And no, she doesn't charge from his nuts.
I didn't peg Vince as the metamorphose-out type. I would think he would to bust a mess all over that whore as in a jiffy as possible, so that he could mop it up with his skilful ShamWow. You know that's the part that reaaaally turns him on.
Vince's visage shot was sponsored by the Department of Meth FACES. castigate fuck! If only Vince could use one of his magical ShamWow towels to wipe the meth bill off his mug.
And somewhere in America, reckoning Mays' peen is getting raw from jacking quiet to this story over and over again, because he knows the cops cast-off OxiClean to get the blood out.
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