ShamWow Vince Is Bilingual

You clout have already seen this shit, but pretend this is the first time, so you can be dazzled all over with again. It's ShamWow Vince attempting to allude to Spanish, but he sounds more like my Dutch bunk-mate trying to speak Italian while drunk and tainted. Vince's Spanish accent would make my abuelita .
I don't think anyone knows what the fuck he's saying, but who cares? He's winking at us the with few exceptions time! Because of that, I'd buy a million ShamWow rags from Vince! Vince could sincerely sell me anything. Even a damn soggy peen. Oh Vince, I'd chupa tu verga. See sorrowful, that's the only Spanish I can weigh of right now.
Thanks JC
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