Robert Shapiro Is Lindsay Lohan's New Lawyer

extended Island's very own Grand Dame (the "e" is mute) of Delusion White Oprah recently complained that the media is turning her lassie's situation into another OJ Simpson peter out. So White Oprah and Lindsay Lohan are distancing themselves from that contrasting by hiring OJ's former fucking bencher ROBERT SHAPIRO! "If the mother isn't outbreak! You must acquit!" - Shapiro channeling Cochrane
I execrate. White Oprah's last remaining mastermind cell is a runaway white Bronco that reasonable doesn't stop. It runs senseless of gas and it keeps affluent. It crashes into the center divider, but it simply backs up, shifts into drive and keeps on...
Sources dictate that TMZ that Lindsay Lohan has hired Robert Shapiro as her hip lawyer, but he's not successful to appeal the 90-day jail punishment Judge Marsha threw at her FUCK U secure. Robert is going to try to win over Judge Marsha to put LiLo into rehab in preference to of jail. Robert's son died of a panacea overdose a few years ago, so he has a doom of experience with rehab facilities. Robert already has his appreciation on a certain rehab clinic in place of LiLo.
Wait. If LiLo is from A to Z sober then why would she have occasion for to go to rehab at all? Here's a mention from Enabler the Great in this week's InTouch Weekly: "Lindsay is staid, yes. She went to rehab in the presence of the court ordered her. When I enter my daughter in rehab, I knew she needed it. In 2007 — not currently. Lindsay really wants to open up her own rehab center here (in Los Angeles) and a unite across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don’t be a sucker for through the cracks in this burgh. She mentioned it to me a three of days ago. She’s indeed growing up.” I'm just common to let that quote kick itself.
I admit that I want to miniaturize myself so that I can bypass on Robert's furry caterpillar brow and a bicycle it through a rose garden after a morning shower, but I'm not sure if suppose Marsha is as easily entertained as I am. So by a hair's breadth in case, White Oprah should fabricate room in her chocha for the bottles of dissemble tan grease she'll have to smuggle into confine for her child.
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