Ricky Martin Is Hell's Ambassador

And you consideration you were a shoo-in as the position, but Ricky Martin master your evil ass to it. You improved forward your resume to the plenipotentiary's office in purgatory instead.
all about the weekend, Ricky Martin rocked alibi with his gay out in a foremost way at the opening of his Music, typification and Sex world tour in San Juan, Puerto Rico, and not everybody was licking up the glitter that he was spreading. Wanda Colon Rolon, a spiritual-minded crazy type who hates gays revenge oneself on though she's got Top Chef lesbian curls, gathered up her followers and protested in movement of the venue where Ricky was performing. Wanda chanted that since all of Ricky's Puerto Rico shows are sold free, the entire island will be she banging with Satan in the underworld! Wanda then went ridiculous in a Facebook rant that threatens all of us with a benevolent time. Seriously, Megan Phelps better take up up the crazed hate, because Wanda's broom is fascinating up to her.
This weekend Puerto Rico receives a gentleman's gentleman saved and brought from hell to the gay, Nicky Cruz, while another one pretends to tug us all to hell. RM [Ricky Martin] has been proclaimed its delegate (hell's, that is). Puerto Rico wake up, every one praise the lord. This is the ait of the Lamb. Alert God.
The eyot of the lamb? Excuse you, Wanda, but until I assistance the lamb queen herself Mimi frolicking to the island of Puerto Rico, I entreat to differ!
And my feelings nigh Wanda's words are best expressed inclusive of this GIF of my spirit uncultured and hussynator Dionne Warwick throwing a lurch-by shank eye and finger bottom on Celebrity Apprentice last night:

Wanda is definitely going to act like Ricky's nipples aren't fiery the peroxide off the tips of her Kate Gosselin mop? protest is lying. Alert who's at all in charge of punishing liars!
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