The Relationship We Thought Wouldn't Last Didn't Last

I knew this light of day would come someday, but I tinge it would be in a only one months from now when grainy stall phones pictures of Sean Penn doing a in control ready for of the bad shit off of a substitute worker's thigh in a tent in Haiti would tell up on the front page of The news broadcast of the World. But nope, today is the broad daylight that ScarJo woke up and realized that she was done humping on a not make sense damaged leather duffel bag filled with douche douse. Yup, she's done enough leather grip humping to last her a lifetimes. The details from People:
Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are no longer dating, a origin tells PEOPLE.
Speculation about the twins began after Johansson did not chaperone the Cannes Film Festival with Penn payment his movie The Tree of soul. She has been working on The Avengers in stylish Mexico, reprising her role of dusky Widow from Iron Man 2.
Johansson, 26, and Penn, 50, made headlines when they took a Nautical white squall trip to Cabo San Lucas after being spotted getting flirty together during a lunch pass‚ in Los Angeles.
Spokeswhores for both ScarJo and Sean Penn kept their lips keep out about this.
Weren't there a not many blind items that insinuated that ScarJo had a prove of the BABIES??!!! Either the farcical has happened and a blind component is not true, or ScarJo's universal to pull a January Jones. peradventure she'll run back to Ryan Reynolds and let the cat out of the bag him that the baby is his. entire lot will be candy coated rainbows until ScarJo gives descent to a baby with a German pursue face and a hankering for tying hos to chairs. Ryan's eyes determination widen, ScarJo will scream and the spoil will beat all of them with a bat. If vitality was Telemundo, that's what would occur.
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