Reese And Jakey Didn't Renew Their Contract (UPDATE: Reese's Rep Denies This Shit)

purblind Items will EXPLODE over this shit. Ted Casablanca passed the Abaddon out. Some source tells People that Jakey G and Reese Witherspoon have in the offing said "so long, farewell" to each other after 2 years. No, without a doubt. Jakey totally performed "So Long, adieu" from The Sound of Music instead of Reese. Jakey did it in apparel and everything. He's serious nearly his goodbyes.
The source didn't make public any details on why they split up.
Jakey precisely decided that his beard was getting too itchy and it was all together to shave it all off. And Reese got bored with listening to Jakey and his "doxy" rough house in the next elbow-room while she knitted a little carrier bag for his favorite pair of anal beads.
And the thread to be Jakey's next beard forms to the Heraldry sinister. That wasn't meant for you, Squinty Zellweger. You've got your own!
UPDATE: Reese's spokesbitch says this shit ain't genuine. Her rep told UsWeekly, "It's not take. They have not split." Hmm. Reese be required to still be trying to renegotiate with Jakey. Reese, introduce Jakey weekends off and throw in a monthly anal bleaching and he last will and testament sign on the dotted line. Guaranteed!
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