"For the record, I am a size 2"

cause to’s just put our cards on the stay, shall we: Kim Kardashian is not a expanse 2.  As was plainly obvious yesterday when she wore spandex to a complete salon in Beverly Hills.    You could enlist all the material from a size 2 pair of jeans, double-dealing it, double that and then add a poncho and you authority - might - be able to fit it around that ass.
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