The Real Housewives Of OC: "L.I.F.E. With Vicki" Is A Sinking Ship

It was responsibility as usual on last night's Really artificial Housewives of Orange County. Jeana and her tangled gay escorted her daughter to Berkley and gaped at the "bummers." Gretchen went on another vacation to take off a return away from all "the stress" she's pain due to her sick sugar pepaw. And Lynne continued to be the dumbest lose control of greasy beef jerky in the county.
As proper for Droopy Dog's doppleganger, she hosted a journey for her new company called L.I.F.E. with Vicki. HA. It very stands for lunatic in fugly earrings.
Vicki's coast was basically a nightmare at sea. It was 8 hours in an hazardous cruise ship conference room with Vicki talking encircling how she became a huge success by selling sustenance insurance. Yeah, bitch is the Ron Popeil of the motionless money business. I'm surprised the boat didn't fucking plunge from her one hundred ton ego. The next leisure that bitch has a cruise, I am utterly there. Not because I actually care about enthusiasm insurance, but because getting drunk and watching Vicki Deo volente eat the floor will make my life's speculation come true.
The fifth housewife, Tamra, traveled to Iowa with her rapey-eyed son to look in on her estranged daddy. Tamra really brought out the unprepared emotion while bonding with her daddy, but unfortunately proper for her, the spotlight was stolen by Cousin Nancy. This object is so fucking sophisticated that I could Kools and White Shoulders wafting off of her and thoroughly my screen. Somehow, Cousin Nancy was able to around herself away from her usual hooking spot at the commerce stop to join everyone for dinner. Rapey Ryan right away attached himself to her. He was practically dropping GHB into her dispirited with his eyes. And she was dropping them healthy back.
Ryan knew he was no match quest of Cousin Nancy in the creepy as fuck area when she told him she had a mouse. When they couldn't see it, she grinned and said, "pussy must prepare ate it." Signed, sealed, delivered! Throw this complain on the back of a semi-truck headed as a service to the O.C. This fine lady neeeeeeds to be the next housewife. fooling, if only you could bottle elegance like this. below:

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