Quick Quotes: Bob Whitfield

Bob Whitfield, proprietress of the most sensual bedroom eyes that you’ve seen fashion far, took to Twitter last twilight to air his grievances about his ex-spouse [look ma, no umbrella] and The Real Housewives of Atlanta seek reject member Sheree Whitfield. And I paramour him for it. There is no delight in talking shit about a himself unless there is a crowd in locus. It’s like a tree falling solo in the forest. Cassie hitting a note in the apt pitch. Amber Rose going out fit a pack of Newports without wearing a unitard from American gear and not having her photo entranced.

I’m going to have to allow with the homie ATLien [who poor this story first] and say that “play back my last name Tina Turner” was my favorite Bob-ism alibi his rant. “That name got my daddy blood on it” or whatever the torment Ike told the judge in court in What’s fianc‚e Got To Do With It.
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