Programming Note

Beeker's confidential love child Carla from Top Chef is booming to hold shit down for me while I'm away. I prepare to quit this bitch early so that I can cross on a plane and head back to my homeland of California as my mom's birthday extravaganza. Someone really possess to be there to scream, "YOU OLD!" when she blows dated her candles. And that someone is me! So, I most able won't be posting anymore shit until quondam tomorrow morning. Then it will be ho charge as usual around here.
If there's any breaking intelligence, you heard it here LAST! As usual.
Until then, you richer reconsider cheer Carla on to Top Chef victory tonight! This bimbo has to win, just so we can sight her eyeballs bust out of her head, do cartwheels in the broadcast and then drop it like it's frying back into her sockets!

(Thanks to Mattchew and Tiredofbeinsexy exchange for the gif!)
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