Pretend You’re Dating Jon Gosselin With This Handy New T-Shirt, Or Just Actually F*** Him

I on no account thought I’d find a replacement on my “It’s not a bald splodge, it’s a solar panel object of a SEX MACHINE” t-shirt (that’s avenge – I only own one shirt. And no pants), but valid Jared came through with this contemporary shirt that says what we are all rational!!!!!!!!!!!

Just imagine how amusing this shirt’s gonna be, articulate, five weeks from now! It’s a real long-term investment, plus it’s terrific for family members of all ages:

(Ed Note – I do not, in genuineness, only own one t-shirt. I also own “majuscule Johnson Football: We’re playing football and also my d*ck is gigantic!”)

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