Poisoned Or Pregnant?

Justin Bieber's playground coochie bumpin' mate Selena Gomez was taken to the clinic last night after her head started to pine in a bad way and she practised the kind of nausea you determine when you translate the words "playground coochie bumpin" into a visual.
TMZ reports that after she sat across from Jay Leno on The Tonight display, Selena was overcome with the sicks and needed medical notice. Selena is still in the nursing home today to undergo tests. Her display at an outdoor mall in Santa Monica tonight has been canceled. Selena's rep isn't saying what provoke her on the hospital bed.
If I was Selena Gomez's doctor, I'd apply to her three things:
1. Why are you messing encircling with the baby Marcy D'Arcy?
2. Did she come about to see a deranged toddler in a Justin Bieber onesie worm out of her dressing room at the Tonight elucidate with an empty jar of toxin in its tiny hand?
3. Is she allergic to any let out animals? Because if she's knocked up, I'll require to prescribe an antihistamine so she isn't snotting all down the place when she births completed the second coming of Bieber in the manger.
Oh, and she should all things considered wear a gas mask during pronunciation, because Usher is going to confirm up in a cloud of smoke at some direct attention to to collect Justin Bieber's from the start born. A contract is a agree!
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