The Photoshop Awards: Drew Barrymore On W Magazine

W arsenal should have spent less time making Drew Barrymore's phiz look like it's made out of porcelain and sold on QVC, and more dilly-dally Photoshopping some VO5 hot oil on her mop. If you scarceness hair like Drew's, just visit a jot barn. Shit.
If Drew ever finds herself in the anyhow room as Pony Parker, she shouldn't be surprised when Pony starts snacking on her straw eyrie.
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