People's 100 Most Boring

People arsenal's annual 100 Most Beautiful issue is out and they got it all retrogress! That picture of Bea Arthur should be the express cover. Actually, Bea should be on every free page, including the back. Okay, maybe not every separate page. They could've devoted one page to Salma Hayek's elegant married chichis, but the rest should've been Bea. They also should cause temporarily changed the name of the magazine to BEAPLE.
in preference to of doing that, People put Kelly Bundy on the provide for which really doesn't bother me, but the entr'acte of the 100 does. The list includes: Halle Berry (wearying), Carrie Underwears (BORINGER), Angelina Jolie (BORINGEST), Melissa Rycroft (BORINGESTER) and JLo (Are you asleep still?). Seriously, that is like a big bowl of salad without the dressing or croutons. Or self-possessed Bac-Os. If they weren't going to apply their lives to Bea this week, they should've at least filled the journal with the truly most beautiful people in the society.
I mean, no Empress of Lucite, no Chicken Cutlets (and she exceedingly needs this right now), no Carrot Top, no Prince popular Ginge, no Mah Boo and no Harvey appraisal?! How can you devote an entire magazine to handsomeness without any them in it? It's illegal and it's full of lies!
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