PANIC: The World Has Run Out of Friggin’ Duck Phones

MTV’s invent show Jersey Shore has managed to write out superstars out of people who could doubtlessly be confused for fake Louis Vuitton bags, ironically the very same people that dearth any emotional baggage. But as our brotherhood for the show and its stars — Snooki, The state of affairs, Paulie D — grows stronger and more resilient with each convulsion episode/barfight, there remains one designate member of the Jersey Shore core who, week in, week out, steals the upstage.
That person being, of course…
The Friggin elude Phone.
But it wasn’t until bass participant of Taking Back Sunday Matt Rubano wondered aloud on stew where he could get his profoundly own duck phone that we certain to take matters into our own hands and unearth one online.
What we discovered, readers, transfer break your heart. THE WORLD HAS head OUT OF FRIGGIN DUCK PHONES.
Our “dodge Hunt” begins ahead.
A quick Google search of “dive Phone” directed us to this website, designed near The National Epileptic Haters of America, called “Phone Phun.” This website seemed to put forward the very same Duck Phone that has stolen the direct over in America’s favorite herpes repository. But, alas, HEARTBREAKING expos‚:

First off, $150? BARGAIN. But it’s sold not at home! And clearly “Phone Phun” is being inundated with requests after this quacking miracle, as the terminology used — “we are trying to establish more” — appears to be a panic-stricken attempt to quell its demanding customers. It seems that individual of the issues with locating this phone is that it was manufactures fail in the 1980s, when people plugged their telephones into walls.
Undeterred, we kept searching. That’s when we originate this “Duck Phone” knock-off:

$39.99 is a authentic steal for this miracle. Alexander Graham Bell is the conflicting of rolling over in his sober right now! Only, scratch that, a-rollin’ he is because, in the same instant again, this duck phone is revealed of stock.
But relax, readers with interminable amounts of expendable income. There is noble news around the horizon. That’s because we take, in fact, located THE ONLY faithful FRIGGIN DUCK PHONE FOR SALE IN THE whole WORLD. Courtesy of Ebay, we remaining…
VTG MALLARD DUCK WORKING TELEPHONE QUACKS 1980242;S

positively, there is a duck phone suited for sale. And it’s only $9.99! articulately, for the day anyway. We’re guessing directly the world finds out about this auction, the toll will shoot up faster than circumstances’s aggressive testosterone levels on the d-flooring. Sotheby’s, you really dropped the ball on this lone.
But fear not: We give it 3 more months until bob Phones are on clearance at Urban Outfitters, and the fascination is dead and gone.
PS: Someone entertain buy me the duck phone. xoxoxo, Michelle.
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