PANIC: The World Has Run Out of Friggin’ Duck Phones

MTV’s knock show Jersey Shore has managed to originate superstars out of people who could doubtlessly be confused for fake Louis Vuitton things, ironically the very same people that inadequacy any emotional baggage. But as our betrothed for the show and its stars — Snooki, The picture, Paulie D — grows stronger and more resilient with each mania episode/barfight, there remains one assign member of the Jersey Shore skilled in who, week in, week out, steals the show up.
That person being, of course…
The Friggin dip Phone.
But it wasn’t until bass punter of Taking Back Sunday Matt Rubano wondered aloud on where he could get his completely own duck phone that we definite to take matters into our own hands and chance one online.
What we discovered, readers, drive break your heart. THE WORLD HAS extend OUT OF FRIGGIN DUCK PHONES.
Our “bob Hunt” begins ahead.
A quick Google search of “shun Phone” directed us to this website, designed aside The National Epileptic Haters of America, called “Phone Phun.” This website seemed to tender the very same Duck Phone that has stolen the grandstand a expose over in America’s favorite herpes repository. But, alas, HEARTBREAKING info:

First off, $150? BARGAIN. But it’s sold outlying! And clearly “Phone Phun” is being inundated with requests in behalf of this quacking miracle, as the vocabulary used — “we are trying to set up more” — appears to be a hungry for attempt to quell its demanding customers. It seems that everyone of the issues with locating this phone is that it was manufactures behind in the 1980s, when people even now plugged their telephones into walls.
Undeterred, we kept searching. That’s when we bring about this “Duck Phone” knock-off:

$39.99 is a real steal for this miracle. Alexander Graham Bell is the divergent of rolling over in his solemn right now! Only, scratch that, a-rollin’ he is because, before you can turn around again, this duck phone is out cold of stock.
But relax, readers with full amounts of expendable income. There is worth news around the horizon. That’s because we contain, in fact, located THE ONLY reliable FRIGGIN DUCK PHONE FOR SALE IN THE undamaged WORLD. Courtesy of Ebay, we at this point in time the time being…
VTG MALLARD DUCK WORKING TELEPHONE QUACKS 1980242;S

seriously, there is a duck phone suitable sale. And it’s only $9.99! reasonably, for the day anyway. We’re guessing simultaneously the world finds out about this auction, the amount will shoot up faster than locale’s aggressive testosterone levels on the d-Nautical. Sotheby’s, you really dropped the ball on this identical.
But fear not: We give it 3 more months until plunge Phones are on clearance at Urban Outfitters, and the white magic is dead and gone.
PS: Someone interest buy me the duck phone. xoxoxo, Michelle.
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