Oprah Got A New Dog

Gayle crowned head's main spooner adopted an 8-week-old blonde cocker spaniel from PAWS organism shelter in Chicago on Sunday, so says UsWeekly. The authoritarian O picked the bitch from a litter of six.
Oprah's hindmost main bitches, Sophie and Solomon, went off to Happy Isles last year. She still has her two sunny Retrievers, Luke and Layla.
Okay, why wasn't anybody notified that Oprah was yon to adopt another dog? My ass would acquire gotten on the next Peter Pan bus to Chicago and originate a way into that shelter. Since it sounds Oprah wanted a blonde bitch, I would've snatched Kim Zolciak's down-and-out down dog wig and plopped it on my talent. While inside my shelter cage, I'd pursue my ass, slobber all over myself and wink my eyes a straws. I do that shit all day anyway, but I'd disaffect it up for Oprah.
You know her bitches cause the best lives. They eat filet mignon whenever they desire it, shit on cashmere and drink only the purest shower that would make an Evian bottle weep. Not to upon that she probably thinks it's funny when you mouthful at Gayle's bagina. Who cares if I'd sooner a be wearing to lick up Oprah's toe jam on a night after night basis. IN THIS ECONOMY, that's a tiny price to pay for a life of voluptuousness.
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