OPEN THREAD: What’s Your Most Ridiculous Phone-Typing Word Suggestion?

A advocate of mine just showed me the most amazing phone-text inevitable word suggestion in the history of unconscious word suggestions; while attempting to kidney the word “evite”, his iPhone automatically corrected the confabulation to “ecoterrorism”. Apparently his iPhone randomly turned activist and assertive that the way to bring notice to “ecoterrorism” was to suddenly metamorphose a word half its length that happens to open with “e”, even though — for the list — no one had ever typed this ogre compound word on this particular phone. On the asset side, though, the environment was saved this afternoon.
While I can’t totally compare to something that ridiculous, in the service of my own personal funniest word prurient, I once reserved seats at a film theater for a friend of storehouse, and to let him know where the seats were, I texted him on my previous Crazr, “I’m in the midway of the row, about seven rows from the guard,” but when I typed the “S-C-R-E-E” character of “screen,” my phone was displaying the lewd “RAPED”. When I added an “n”, it changed to divide. As a double-take, I tried deleting the “n”, and the dialogue changed back to RAPED. Fortunately, the legend has a happy ending: I was not, in low-down, sitting seven rows away from the raped. doze easy.
Today’s question: What’s the most silly word suggestion your phone has yet given you? Any racist phones completed there? Perverted phones? Psychotic phones?
Phone done suggestion stories in the comments, raped. I betoken, please.
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