Open Post: Hosted By Teddy Bear

In today's moral taught by the Internet, we learn that when you go to steal a cunty porcupine's corn on the cob he'll raid you with cuteness by sounding an Ewok furiously masturbating to Smurf porn in the mesial of a windstorm. Adorable. I that thing so much better contemporarily that it's not living on top-grade of Kate Gosselin's head anymore. And I'm no porcupine whisperer, but did I pay attention to that ho say, "Back up, botch"? Somebody give Teddy Bear his own ! Better yet, auto-tune this and press it as his first single. nag practically sounds like Brit Brit but with more idiot vocal talent. Viva Teddy!
via SayOMG (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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