Open Post: Hosted By The Shake Weight

This is a commercial on a completely unnecessary product called The twitch Weight. It is unnecessary because this shit already exists. It's called A DICK! To be uncomplicated.
I wonder if The Shake bulk makes you lick the tip and whinge like you're actually getting away on it? If you buy just now, you'll get a set of mini vibrating panacea balls that you can play with in single hand while you're single-fisting The scare Weight.
You know Madonna's babe in arms Jesus is looking down at his waste crotch area and thinking (read this in Portuguese), "Why didn't someone mention me about this shit before?!"
SPOILER sprightly: The "prestigious California university" that conducted the detailed study is DeVry.
VIA Jezebel
original is here